What Happened When the World Didnt End?

We’ll Be Alright

OK, so the world didn’t end in 2000 (unless your name is Alan Sugar and your business was shifting dodgy looking / working Amstrad telephone-internet things), but it still could. No exaggeration there. Look around you, if you can be bothered to get out of your chair (or just go online and look about there: better than nothing). We’re ransacking this planet of every ounce of dignity. In fact, I have no doubt that if “dignity” was a commodity then More

Things I Would Do In The Last 10 Seconds Before The World Ended

1) I’d make sure I wasn’t hiding somewhere. Hiding somewhere and somehow flukily surviving the apocalypse would be just my luck. It’d be a nightmare: would you really want to be the last person on Earth? If you’ve seen I Am Legend then you will know the answer is most definitely NO.

2) I’d make sure I got rid of anything embarrassing I owned. I’d also wipe the history on my computer. I would not want the new race of More